Performance Review Software

All of us at one time or another have most likely been the subject of performance reviews. That's basically where your employer sits you down and either praises you for doing a good job or chastices you for doing a losuy one. The end result can be a raise, a suspension, a promotion or you might get terminated, which is never pleasant. There is a company out there that makes halogen software. It's a program that makes performance reviews easier for companies to perform. As an employer, it can be an invaluable tool. If you work in human resources, own a company or are a supervisor, take a good long look at this excellent performance review software.

Overstock Coupons

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Paris & Her Pets: It's a Doggone Shame!

For years now, we’ve been hearing about what an animal lover Paris Hilton is. Now we’re finding out that it’s all a sham.
As reported on several web sites and in a handful of blogs, Hilton uses local dog rescue groups as her personal mutt exchange. She’ll adopt a dog, and then when she tires of it, she will return it like a Gucci handbag. Then, the other day, authorities from the ASPCA found one of her dogs hungry and neglected in a closet.
A few years ago, readers of two dog magazines selected Hilton as the worst pet owner in show business, for treating animals like fashion accessories. Paris is always toting her frightened, little Chihuahua named Tinkerbell to parties and movie premieres. Every time I see the dog in photos, the poor thing looks terrified, and I can’t blame it. Chihuahuas are high strung and extremely nervous creatures as it is, so I’m sure the flashbulbs and screaming photographers can’t help.
I have one question. Does the dog ever urinate on her designer duds? I sure hope so. And another thing. What does Paris do with Tinkerbell once she goes into a party? Does she check him like a coat? At one point, Hilton lost Tinkerbell, and then replaced him with a smaller, cuter Chihuahua, and then eventually replaced that one with a ferret . She’s even been seen parading around with an illegal kinkajou monkey-thing. Good thing she’s not a fan of Meerkat Manor, or she’d probably want to buy a couple of them.
Whatever happens, readers of The NY Dog and The Hollywood Dog magazines don't appreciate the way she takes care of her pets – and I can’t blame them. Hilton loves the idea of being a pet lover, but when it comes time to step up and take care of the creatures, she treats the poor animals like one of her many ex-boyfriends. Here today. Doggone tomorrow.
Paris should not be able to own pets unless she can be a responsible owner – just like the rest of us peons. No wonder her grandfather wrote her out of the will. She ‘s clueless, mindless, heartless and talentless. And hopefully soon – she’ll be pet-less as well.

Picked Clean at Pier 39

Last night I went down to Fisherman’s Wharf. I wanted to see my buddy’s band play, so I ventured down there. I normally don’t ever visit this part of San Francisco. It’s a tourist trap and pretty tacky.
It’s the kind of place where they sell those cheap t-shirts that say “I Did Time at Alcatraz” and “I’m With Stupid.” Last night I saw a very fat lady wearing a t-shirt that said “I Conquered Anorexia.” Fisherman’s Wharf is where you’ll find portrait artists who will draw a cartoonish picture of you for $12; street musicians; break dancers; a guy dressed like a bush who jumps out and scares people; all amongst the Hooter’s and In ‘N Out Burger and over-priced seafood restaurants. It’s a freak show, essentially. Bobby Joe and Billy Jean from Iowa will like it. But, people who live here stay away like the plague.
Last night I also found out who else frequents Fisherman’s Wharf. And that would be pickpockets. I know because I was a victim. At least for about five minutes. Let me explain.
I was walking at Pier 39 on a crowded sidewalk when a little girl who I figured to be about seven or eight years old was walking toward me holding two shopping bags. She ran right into me and dropped her stuff. When everything went flying, I bent over to help her pick up her things. And while I was bent over, someone came up behind me and lifted my wallet.
And they would have succeeded, except for the fact that I felt them take it. By the time I had turned around, the person who picked my pocket was long gone, lost in the crowd. Thinking fast, I grabbed the little girl’s arm. I realized immediately that she was in on the scam and that if I had any hope of getting my wallet back, I couldn’t let her out of my sight.
The little girl started crying and yelling, “Hey, let go of me, you’re hurting me!” She was a good little actress; I have to give her that. Pretty soon, a group of people were gathering around me with accusing stares. One man said. “Hey, let her go!” I told him to mind his own business. Luckily, there were two cops one block away. Otherwise, I would have had to choose between letting the little girl go and losing my wallet forever or getting my ass kicked by a couple of hicks from North Carolina wearing NASCAR hats.
The policemen knew instantly what was going on and had seen this little girl in action before. They took the both of us off the street and into a side alley. Within no time, the little girl came clean and said, “My daddy makes me do this stuff.” I don’t know if she was being sincere or if it was all part of her act.
Anyway, within no time a guy showed up and handed me my wallet. The cops retained him and got my name and phone number. They asked me if I wanted to press charges and at the time I said yes. But, now I don’t know it I want to – I actually feel bad for the little girl and I also found out that nothing will happen to them anyway.
The cops told me that pickpocketing is a big problem on Fisherman’s Wharf. They told me to put my wallet either in the front pocket of my pants or in my inside jacket pocket to avoid getting pickpocketed in the future. I left relieved and a little wiser. I also called my bank and cancelled all my credit cards.
Here is what http://www.howitworks.com/ says about pickpocketing:
Pickpocketing is one of the oldest and most widespread crimes in the world. The appeal is its relative safety: A skilled pickpocket can make off with just as much money as an armed robber, without much danger of confrontation or risk of being identified in a line-up. By the time the victim even realizes what has happened, the pickpocket is long gone. And since no weapons are involved, pickpockets who do get caught face minimal jail time.
All of this is bad news for the rest of us. When you're travelling, a pickpocket can easily ruin your trip, lifting your money charge cards and identification in a few seconds. And there's very little hope of getting any of your stuff back.
In this article, we'll see how these thieves can rob people blind without them even knowing it. We'll also find out what you can do to avoid being a "mark" (a con or pickpocket target) and what you should do if your wallet is stolen.
Just as in a magic show, the major method at work here is distraction. Human beings usually focus their attention on one thing, so if you give them anything interesting to focus on, they won't pay attention to their money and valuables.
In the pickpocketing world, distraction can get pretty elaborate. Two members of a team might stage a fight while the third member takes advantage of the inattentive crowd. Child pickpockets may try to show something to a mark, like a drawing or a toy, while other children sneak up from behind. Another common trick is to surreptitiously spray someone with bird droppings, or a convincing facsimile, and then offer to help clean it off.
One of the most effective distractions is sex: An attractive woman, usually pretending to be intoxicated will touch an unsuspecting man affectionately, and lift his wallet or watch while he's distracted.
Some pickpockets play on compassion in their distractions. They "accidentally" drop change or shopping bags on the ground so that someone will stop to help them. While the mark is kneeling on the ground with the first pickpocket, another member of the team steals his or her wallet. At the beach, one member of the team may pretend to be in trouble in the water. When the mark runs in to help out, another member of the team walks off with whatever the mark has left on the beach.

A Great New Deal from Hyped Up Sports!

A company named Hyped Up Sports recently announced an incredible new concept that I believe will be the newest innovation in the world of sports collectibles and autographs by top athletes. They are offering their customers the chance to send their coveted memorabilia to Upper Deck for signing. We’re not talking scrubs or non-celebrity athletes here. We’re talking about the greatest names in sports today, like Tiger Woods (the greatest golfer in the history of golf); Michael Jordan (the greatest b-baller in the history of pro basketball); Lebron James (possibly will be the greatest of all time by the time he’s done playing); Kobe Bryant (who will most likely take his Lakers to the NBA Finals this season -- see photo.); and Kevin Durant. This is an incredible program, because it allows fans to get their favorite items autographed. Maybe you have a painting of Tiger or Jordan. Maybe you have a game worn jersey that Kobe wore when he won his NBA championships with Shaq. Or you might possibly own a pair of tennis shoes from King Lebron’s rookie year. The most important thing about this promotion is that YOU make the decision on what you want signed. You're in control! And you know that it will be an authentic autograph, excellent for mounting, framing and putting in a place of prominence in your home or office. Hyped Up Sports is really stepping up with this one, so take advantage of this great sports collectibles deal today!

Sea Pines is Super Fine

There is a place in Hilton Head, South Carolina called Sea Pines. It's a great place for vacationing and recreation during the summer months. At Sea Pines, you can enjoy the wonderful beaches and sights, and participate in all kinds of activities, like dinner cruises, dolphin cruises, dolphin cruises, nature cruises, parasailing, sailing, boating, golf, tennis, jet skiing, horseback riding, fishing kayaking and so much, much more! Sea Pines rentals are a great way to do it too -- they're very affordable and some of them have swimming pools, hot tubs and all kinds of wonderful amenities. Get away from the hustle and buslte of the city life and visit Sea Pines this summer!

Does Alli Work?

Alli promotes weight loss by decreasing absorption of fat by the intestines, which reduces the number of calories you absorb. Lipase, an enzyme found in the digestive tract, helps break down dietary fat into smaller components, so it can be used or stored for energy. Alli works by disabling lipase, which prevents the enzyme from breaking down the fat while it's in your digestive tract. The undigested fat continues through the intestines and is eliminated through bowel movements. Alli is taken with fat-containing meals, up to three times a day. Because of how Alli works, it's recommended that you eat no more than 15 grams of fat with each meal. Eating higher amounts of fat can cause unwanted effects, such as urgent bowel movements, diarrhea and gas with oily spotting.

I Got A Trojan Horse!

I picked up a terrible virus on my computer -- a Trojan Horse called Trojan Vundo! I have never had this happen to me before, but it is horrible. It has attacked my computer and slowed it down to the point where it's almost completely dead. I don't know how I got it and it's going to cost me some money to get rid of it. What a hassle! Why do people create these Trojan Horses? What does it achieve? I hate it!

Rechargeable Flashlight

We're living in earthquake country here in San Francisco, and I do believe that we may be due for a big one sometime soon. That's why if you live here (or anywhere where catatrosphic events are likely to happen) you should consider buying a rechargeable flashlight. If the lights go out, you don't want to get stuck in a compromised situation, and besides having water, food, blankets, batteries, vodka, comic books, playing cards, poker chips, spam, dog food (same thing); old Playboy magazines, 8-track tapes of Abba and KC & The Sunshine Band -- you should also be sure to have a rechargeable flashlight.

Student Loan Problems: You're Not Alone

I just paid off my student loan last week, which is pretty incredible considering I took it out when I was a sophomore at San Jose State -- in 1978! Unfortunately, I forgot about the loan and didn't pay anything on it for approximately 20 years, so by the time I started to pay it off, it was over $9,000 with interest and penalties. But, a couple of weeks ago, I finally paid it off completely, and boy -- what a relief! If you want advice on a student loan or want to consolidate your student loan(s), check out a Web site called Tuition Wise. These people really know the student laon game and can help you!