Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Does Jessica Need Diet Pills

I was interviewing Jessica Simpson on the phone the other day.

"Hey, Jessica, what do you say about the rumors that you're getting fat?"

"Well, I..." Suddenly it sounded like a knock at her door.

"Hold on. It's Pizza Hut."

"Okay, I'm back. What was the question?"

"People are saying you've put on weight."

I heard the door knock again.

"Hold on. It's Round Table."

"Okay, whew, I'm back. Well, I..."

There was that door again.

"Just one minute. I think it's Straw Hat."

I heard a sound like someone stuffing their face with an entire large pizza. There was grunting and a long burp.

"Jessica, is that you?"

"Uh, no," she replied. "It's Tony...Tony Romo...he's hungry."

Time for diet pills, Jessica, I thought to myself.