I was interviewing Jessica Simpson on the phone the other day.
"Hey, Jessica, what do you say about the rumors that you're getting fat?"
"Well, I..." Suddenly it sounded like a knock at her door.
"Hold on. It's Pizza Hut."
"Okay, I'm back. What was the question?"
"People are saying you've put on weight."
I heard the door knock again.
"Hold on. It's Round Table."
"Okay, whew, I'm back. Well, I..."
There was that door again.
"Just one minute. I think it's Straw Hat."
I heard a sound like someone stuffing their face with an entire large pizza. There was grunting and a long burp.
"Jessica, is that you?"
"Uh, no," she replied. "It's Tony...Tony Romo...he's hungry."
Time for diet pills, Jessica, I thought to myself.
