Saturday, October 31, 2009

Safety is No Accident!

I am a very safety conscious person who still retains the philosophy I embraced while a Boy Scout, which is Don't Screw Up! We recently had the 20-year anniversary of the 1989 Earthquake and it's a good time right now more than ever to make sure you have enough top-quality, reliable safety products in your possession when the next Big Shaker hits this city like a gyrating go-go dancer with red ants in her pantaloons. Get on the safety kick and stay on it--thinking ahead puts you ahead. And the Boy Scouts say Be Prepared, silly!

Friday, October 30, 2009

Custom Greeting Holiday Cards for the Holidays!

Every year, we think about doing a photograph series of holiday-themed Holiday Cards, but we never get it done in time, so we get left hanging, stuck with the lower-tier store-bought holiday cards. Custom Greeting Holiday Cards for the Holidays is a fantastic idea. People really enjoy getting these types of cards. Get the family (and the pets) together and take a great photo. Use the shot in your greeting cards and you'll be pleased when you do it.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Loose Diamonds?

Women love 'em and guys hate 'em. I am not talking about Neil Diamond! I am referring to loose diamonds, an expensive yet very successful way of getting guys into back good with their ladies. So, listen up clowns. Make your lady a happy little gal by kicking in with some cash and pick up a couple of loose diamonds for her. Maybe throw in a Neil Diamond CD, because the females get all excited when they hear songs like Cracklin' Rose, etc. You're gonna get it done because you HAVE to get it done! An I won't even charge you for the advice!

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Lambo Doors

Do you like lambo doors? The new hottest thing that you have ever seen, to make the scene and to be seen--you need to get a lambo door set. Lambo doors are very popular right now. They basically by sliding to the sky. They open straight up....just the way I like it! And if you're looking for straight great prices on high-quality lambo doors, go the those who know. It's that simple. Cherry up your ride and strut out on the street with pride..with lambo doors! If you're not cool, lambo doors won't make you cool--but they might help!

Ahhhhhhhhh....Memories of Classroom Furniture

Remember the folding top desks that were so popular in the 70's classrooms? I recall them somewhat fondly. The world of classroom furniture has changed dramatically. The super high-tech, cutting edge classroom desks, cabinets, etc. have some a long way, baby! But in the end, the basic pieces of classroom furniture is pretty much the same. As a freshman at St. Francis High School in La Canada, Calif., I upset one of my teachers (Terry Terrazone?) and he kicked my desk top, so hard he broke the desk and broke his toe? I was a pain-in-the-ass back then, which I still am, but not quite as bad. Memories of classroom furniture--what a ride through the times of our lives?

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Looking 4 Top Health Insurance Leads?

The gentleman in this photo had a small advertising business. Then the economy took a spectacular dump, and he got sick without having health insurance. The hospital and doctors fleeced him for everything he owns, except for his dog and the clothes on his back. If he could have accessed some high-quality, reliable health insurance leads, he would not be in the position where he sits today. All I can say in "Ouch!" Get on the right page and take a long look at some great health insurance leads. It''s...important!

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Are You Always Hungry?

The best appetite suppressant is out there, although the one that's ideal for you will have to be determined. Look at the ingredients and find the one that fits you and your lifestyle. Appetite suppressants have came a long way, baby. Just look at this hungry chimp. The poor thing is hoarding food. Humans are smarter (slightly), so we can figure out the best appetite suppressant for you. Get it done and watch the weight drop off! You'll get it done 'cause you gotta get it done!

Thursday, October 08, 2009

Disney Is Always Hot!

The Disney name is always strong, because children and adults from all over the world recognize and derive extreme joy from the characters and films of Disney. Right now, they're a ton of great deals on downtown disney hotels. I also learned that a new Disney Family Museum opened here in San Francisco on October 1st, here in the Presidio (see drawings). I can't wait to visit it! Disney never fails, he never flails and he's always strong. Thanks, Walt! You've made so many millions people happy! From Mickey Mouse to the newest creations, there is nothing like Disney!

Monday, October 05, 2009

How Many Interns?

On his late night talk show Thursday, David Letterman shocked fans by revealing that someone tried to extort him over "sexual relationships" he had with female employees.
"This morning, I did something I've never done in my life," Letterman, 62, told his audience. "I had to go downtown and testify before a grand jury."
Are we supposed to feel sympathy for Dave Letterman? The apology he should be asking needs to be directed at his wife.
I’ve worked at radio stations with interns on staff. The rule was “No Touch Any Interns.” It makes it a very chaotic situation when guys are banging interns right and left. It offers so many potential sexual harassment suits, for one.
Letterman was loving life, until now. How many young, beautiful interns fell for his weak rap over the years? It must have been a thrill for these college girls to sleep with the boss. Did they expect preferential behavior? Probably.
So, say it like it is. You’re scum Letterman, and you can package it any way you want—you’re still scum!
The whole affair began when Letterman said he had received a package from an individual who claimed to have information on his flings with female employees and threatened to go to the press unless Letterman handed over $2 million.
Letterman contacted the Manhattan District Attorney's office, who launched an investigation.
Investigators advised Letterman to mail a phony $2 million check to the individual, which led to the extortionist's arrest on Thursday. Police have identified Robert Halderman, 51, an Emmy Award-winning producer, as a suspect.
Asked if he had sexual relationships, "My response to that is, yes I have. Would it be embarrassing if it were made public? Perhaps it would," Letterman told his audience. "I feel like I need to protect these people - I need to certainly protect my family."
Protect whom David? Not nailing interns would have been the first step if he cared of “protecting” anyone but himself ?