Thursday, July 06, 2006


I have only been bloggin' for like two days now, and I have already run into the dreaded blog haters. I was warned about them, and I thought maybe it was just a legend like Big Foot or The Loch Ness Monster, but it's true. My brother, I hate to say it, may be one of them. When I asked him to take a quick look at my blog, you would have thought I was asking him to amputate his left testicle. People are afraid of blogs because they don't fully understand them and people fear the unknown. They think blogs are like a religious cult that they'll get sucked into and then they'll give the cult all their money and have to de-programmed years later just to get out alive! But, for those of us who know, that's not the case at all. Blogs are good. They're our friends. I love blogs.
To find out more about blog haters, visit this blog: It's called "Deviant -- The Blog for Blog Haters."


Warning to guys out there: Do not try to take your girlfriend's picture while she's in the shower. This is a move that is best avoided at all costs. If you succeed, your ass is in a sling, and if you fail (as I did here), you're still on her s%#t list for making the attempt. It's a major lose-lose and is not recommended for healthy relationships. This is a warning from someone who knows. Please, fellas, take this advice to heart and avoid all the mistakes I've made!