I Can Hear the Politicians Waffling Already!

It's getting interesting really fast, as politicians jockey for a position that may eventually lead to the presidency. Obama, Sarah Silverman, Hillary, Paul Reubens, Guiliani, George Clooney, McCain, Howard K. Stern, Edwards, Hulk Hogan, Al Gore, the Geico lizard...who will be there at the end? It's more exciting that American Idol. I can't wait!!

Is There Anything More Fun?

You'd think by the age of 48 I'd be mature enough to see that things like this are juvenile, childish and not appropriate. Well, guess what? I haven't! I still think whoopee cushions are one of the funniest things on the planet, right up there with wet willies, melvins and stink bombs. And I will until I'm 100 -- if I ever make it that far!