Friday, March 16, 2007
Britain has generously decided to step up and loan us their most valued top-secret military weapon. This will surely help us end the War in Iraq before the weekend is through. This renowned strategic mastermind (whose combat code name is "Brown Sand Cowboy") has promised to "bitch slap those insurgents until they whine and wet themselves." When G.W. Bush was asked what he thought of this great new addition to our allied armed forces, all he would say was, "He looks like Cheney in his special flannel war jammies."