Saturday, February 16, 2008

I Got A Trojan Horse!

I picked up a terrible virus on my computer -- a Trojan Horse called Trojan Vundo! I have never had this happen to me before, but it is horrible. It has attacked my computer and slowed it down to the point where it's almost completely dead. I don't know how I got it and it's going to cost me some money to get rid of it. What a hassle! Why do people create these Trojan Horses? What does it achieve? I hate it!

Rechargeable Flashlight

We're living in earthquake country here in San Francisco, and I do believe that we may be due for a big one sometime soon. That's why if you live here (or anywhere where catatrosphic events are likely to happen) you should consider buying a rechargeable flashlight. If the lights go out, you don't want to get stuck in a compromised situation, and besides having water, food, blankets, batteries, vodka, comic books, playing cards, poker chips, spam, dog food (same thing); old Playboy magazines, 8-track tapes of Abba and KC & The Sunshine Band -- you should also be sure to have a rechargeable flashlight.