Sunday, April 19, 2009
Paris, France--It was revealed today by art experts that the Mona Lisa actually had a very severe skin problem. Unknown until recently, art analysts cleaned the painting for the first time, revealing a series of zits all over Mona Lis'a face and forehead. Art expert TJ Denarz announced the incredible finding. "After cleaning this painting with a special non-invasive solvent, we were able to surmise that Mona Lisa has acne," he said. "This is a very significant discovery that is a real shock to the art world. Fortunately, acne technology has progressed in the last 100 years, so if Mona had been around now, they could have easily alleviated the condition. Today, we have sophisticated methods like microdermabrasion, that prevents this type of condition from developing."