The vacuum cleaner salesman dumped a big bag of sawdust on the living room floor and smiled.Susie Housewife was not amused.
"You had better clean that up right now," she scolded the salesman, causing his beady little eyes to glaze over, like a bullfrog using his second eyelid.
"No problem, Miss...I."
"Because if you don't, I'll have to pull out my brand new Electrolux vacuum. Electrolux vacuums make yours look like a child's toy. They have more suction; they are easy to use; they never break and they don't cost a fortune. Should I continue?"
"Well, uh,..this premier vacuum does so many things, it.."
"Stop!"
"But, I..."
"You're wasting my time. You're trying to sell me a Hyundai and I already have a Ferrari. I have an Electrolux. What part of that don't you understand?"
"But, I..."
"You already said that. Clean up this mess and then hit the road, whatever your name is. If you don't say another word, maybe I'll let you borrow my Electrolux!"
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