Monday, July 09, 2007

Katie Couric: This Anchor is Sinking

CBS executives are adamantly denying it, but there's a growing sentiment within the network that anchor woman Katie Couric is a very expensive, highly unfortunate and extremely embarrassing mistake. People just aren’t tuning in and Couric’s future on the network looks bleak.
Couric was a perfect fit for the Today Show on NBC. She was fun and perky, something folks covet early in the morning before they’ve had their coffee. She was really adept at talking to chefs doing recipes for gourmet macaroni and cheese or the guy who grew the biggest pumpkin each October. Her interviews with 13-year-old spelling bee champs and the latest Miss Universe were some of the best thing on morning television. But, when it comes to hard news, for some reason viewers don’t take Katie seriously.
The current situation has become so tenuous that Couric - the first woman to anchor a network nightly newscast by herself – could very likely flee from the CBS Evening News to assume another role at the network, probably after the 2008 presidential elections, CBS sources say.
Despite Couric’s A-list celebrity, her $15 million salary, and an enormous amount of promotion, the former star of NBC's Today has failed to improve the #3 Nielsen rating that the CBS Evening News had when she started nearly 11 months ago.
In a bottom-line business like television, that's a mortal sin. Already-low morale in the news division is dropping precipitously, according to a veteran correspondent at the network.
"It's a disaster. Everybody knows it's not working. CBS may not cut her loose, but I guarantee you, somebody's thinking about it. We're all hunkered down, waiting for the other shoe to drop."
Couric and CBS were a bad fit from the start.
"From the moment she walked in here, she held herself above everybody else," says a CBS staffer. "We had to live up to her standards. . . . CBS has never dealt in this realm of celebrity before."
Media experts predict Couric's ratings won't improve anytime soon, given that news viewers tend to be older and averse to change.
Couric, 50, draws fewer viewers than did avuncular "interim" anchor Bob Schieffer, 20 years her senior. Much of the feature-oriented format she debuted with is gone, as is her first executive producer, Rome Hartman.
"The broadcast is an abject failure, by any measure," says Rich Hanley, director of graduate programs at the School of Communications at Quinnipiac University.
"They gambled that viewers wanted a softer, less-dramatic presentation of the news, and they lost. It's not fair to blame Couric for everything, but she's certainly the centerpiece and deserves a fair share."
CBS Evening News this season averages 7.319 million total viewers, down 5 percent from the same period a year ago, according to Nielsen Media Research.
Couric's viewership has dropped nearly 30 percent since her Sept. 5 premiere week, when she averaged an inflated 10.2 million viewers and led CBS News to its first Nielsen win since June 2001.
In separate interviews, CBS News president Sean McManus and Evening News executive producer Rick Kaplan vehemently deny that Couric's future as anchor of the broadcast is in peril.
Couric "is the current anchor and the anchor of the future," McManus says. "Everyone at the network, from my boss [CBS Corp. president and chief executive Leslie Moonves] on down, is 100 percent behind her."
Others say CBS is in denial. "It's over. The only one who doesn't know it is CBS," says an executive at a rival network.
To bolster its argument, CBS points to Couric's attracting 6 percent more 18-to-49-year-old women than a year ago, while ABC and NBC are down sharply in those categories.
NBC Nightly News, with Brian Williams, is No. 1 this season with an average of 9.004 million total viewers (down 6 percent). Charlie Gibson's ABC World News has 8.739 million (up 2 percent).
Some predicted that Couric was destined to fail in her new position.
For starters, the 6:30 p.m. news and Today call for totally different skill sets. And those sets are not easily transferable.
Couric's effervescent personality and expertise with live interviews and ad-libs were perfect for morning TV, particularly over a leisurely two hours.
On a 30-minute evening newscast, however, what's required is the ability to read the TelePrompTer and not display too much emotion.
"I guess the evening news isn't ready for the morning news," quips Robert Lichter, president of Washington's Center for Media and Public Affairs.
Or, in the words of an NBC producer, "it's like asking a centerfielder to pitch. It's the same game, but requires totally different skills."

Sunday, July 08, 2007

Oakland High School Under Fire for Cheating


University Preparatory Charter High School in East Oakland touts itself as a high-end academy where students attract recruiters from the country’s best universities.
Pictures of young scholars in caps and gowns can be seen on its Web site above the names of colleges that accepted them, like Dartmouth, Yale, Stanford and San Jose State.
But that wonderful image is a false one, because now it’s been revealed that somebody at this inner-city public school is cheating big-time.
The state Department of Education has just concluded for the second year in a row that one or more adults interfered with state-required testing at the school. This spring, state investigators seized copies of 2005 tests being illegally used to prepare students for the 2007 exams.
This is a travesty. These teachers are not doing this for the good of the students. They’re doing it for themselves and the institution, so that they can continue to spew false statistics about the success of the school and get much-needed revenue. In fact, they are hurting these kids. The place should be closed down or at the very least, lose its accreditation. But, that really isn’t a good solution either, because once again it would hurt the students, who are really the victims here.
I attended St. Michael’s Prep in Silverado, California in the late ‘70’s, a small Catholic high school with a total enrollment of 60 students. It was extremely tough academically and still is. The school has always prided itself on producing students who go on to big-name colleges and succeed in life. If they were ever caught doing something like this it would be the total demise of the institution.
Academic integrity is the most important thing a school has. Doing anything to undermine this integrity is unforgivable, in my opinion. It’s like a casino stacking the deck or a legal system with corrupt judges. It’s like having a president who hands out pardons to criminals like they’re cookies. How can University Preparatory Charter High School EVER be trusted again?
State rules require that test booklets be turned in at the conclusion of testing each year because many exam questions remain the same. At Uprep, someone photocopied the 2005 test books and kept them.
"That's a fairly significant security breach," said Deb Sigman, testing director for the state Department of Education. "California statute specifically prohibits any preparation that is specific to this test."
Last year, investigators found that someone changed hundreds of test answers from wrong to right before they were sent to the state.
In a rare move clamping down on a charter school's autonomy, the state is ordering the Oakland school district to take over Uprep's testing, Sigman said.
Now, eight former teachers assert in a 27-page report to state and local education officials that a culture of cheating exists at the school. And they say it's done at the top level.
The teachers claim:
-- Students' grades are frequently falsified.
-- Course titles don't always match the easier content tested.
-- Low-scoring students are barred from taking state-required exams in an attempt to keep them from lowering the school's scores.
-- Discipline is arbitrary and intimidating.
Just as stunning is the teachers' assertion of who is responsible for the alleged misconduct: the director, Isaac Haqq, Uprep's founder and most fervent cheerleader.
Haqq denies doing anything wrong.
"We're not trying to cheat," Haqq said. "We never have. It's easy to blame us."
He dismissed the teachers' report as the work of disgruntled former employees, some of whom he fired.
More than 470 students attend the school that Haqq, a former Pasadena city councilman, founded in 2001 inside the tattered Eastmont Mall on Bancroft Avenue in East Oakland. Haqq calls his school -- where classes are taught on an 11-month-long annual schedule -- "the front line of the civil rights movement" and sees it as an academic rescue mission for some of the Bay Area's most troubled teens.
In June, 100 Uprep seniors walked the graduation stage. The number of graduates was far lower than the 365 seniors the school claimed last fall. Even so, 40 of those graduates -- most from the low-income neighborhoods near the school -- are headed to college in the fall.
"It's kick-ass what I'm doing!" Haqq said.
But doubts are surfacing, and the Oakland Unified School District is investigating the teachers' allegations.
"We take this very seriously as the charter's authorizer," said Kirsten Vital, chief of community accountability for the Oakland schools, which has the power to close the autonomous public school but not to fire anyone.
Meanwhile, Uprep teachers aren't the only ones complaining. A counselor from Oakland's Skyline High claimed that some of Skyline's worst students suddenly became high-scoring scholars after they transferred to Uprep.
"It's appalling," said counselor Helen Wolfe-Visnick. "I don't know what they're doing over there."
She told of one Skyline senior who for years earned D's and F's. Last fall, he transferred to Uprep, where he not only earned A's and B's, but took 16 classes in a single semester -- including three English and three science classes.
He returned to Skyline this spring, and the D's and F's also returned, except for B's in two art classes. And he graduated, said Wolfe-Visnick, because she was obligated to count the suspicious Uprep grades.
"It's terrible!" she said. "It's so unethical. It's almost like we're just as guilty as Uprep is for accepting this."
Her experience bolsters one of the Uprep teachers' most serious allegations: that someone is falsifying grades.
In the report, former English teacher Kateri Dodds told of a sophomore who had "several of his failing grades changed to C's the first semester. He showed me his report card and told me the grades he should have gotten, according to his most recent progress reports: F's."
Dodds quit in May.
Kathleen Tarr, who also left in May when Haqq turned her government and economics course into an SAT prep class, wrote: "Isaac told me several times that he inflates students' grades if it means getting them into a good college." (Tarr has also filed a claim with the state Division of Labor Standards Enforcement to force Haqq to release her final paycheck of $500.)
"That's simply not true," Haqq said of pumping up grades. "The exact opposite happens here. I'll call up a school -- Pomona -- and say don't take this kid. He's not ready."
Yet reports of altered grades go back years at Uprep.
"I was aware that Isaac was willing to bend the rules if he thought it would help the students -- and I was aware that I didn't object to that or care," said Sang Pahk, who taught math at the school in 2002 and 2003 before leaving to further his education.
"He had an attitude, and I kind of shared it, of not so much caring about what the rules were, but that if there was something you could do to make the school more successful, you should," Pahk said.
"It wouldn't surprise me to hear that he was cheating. I do believe his heart was in the right place."
Asked if he had direct knowledge of anyone changing grades at Uprep, Pahk responded: "I'm trying really hard not to answer that."
The teachers who filed the report also said Haqq bullies and humiliates students and teachers alike, yelling at them and seizing control of classes in mid-lesson.
In the report, Dodds wrote that Haqq forced her to give a thumbs-up or -down on expelling a ninth-grade boy in front of his class when the kid was out of the room.
Science teacher Lance Olsen, who was fired this year, wrote that he saw Haqq order a freshman girl to stay alone in a darkened room. When Haqq returned and saw that she had turned on the light, "he said, 'You're in the dungeon. I don't want to waste my electricity on you,' " Olsen reported.
Chris Rozeville, still a math teacher at Uprep, said Haqq "physically manhandled" an 11th-grade boy he was reprimanding for proceeding too quickly on a test. "Isaac grabbed (the student) by his backpack he was wearing and tugged back on it, forcing (him) backwards. (The student) lost his cool and pushed Isaac back."
Haqq emphatically denies the accusations. He said he did not yank the 11th-grader. "He got up voluntarily and came out," said Haqq, adding, "I don't publicly humiliate anyone. My primary concern is protecting kids."
Nor did he leave a student in a darkened room, Haqq said. But he conceded that he may have asked a teacher to give a thumbs-up or -down on expelling the other student. "I'm not going to say I didn't do that," he said.
Teachers also have extensive complaints, from random firings to the withholding of paychecks.
"He was the worst employer I've ever had," said former English teacher Vanita Sharma, who was not among the teachers who signed the report. Sharma said she learned she'd been fired when her health coverage was canceled in spring 2006.
Of the 15 teachers whose photos and academic credentials are currently used to promote the school on its Web site, 10 have quit or been fired. Another dozen have also left or been forced out, and two former employees have taken Haqq to court.
One of those suing Haqq is Mike Schwartz, hired last year as Uprep's testing coordinator. In May, The Chronicle reported that in 2006, someone at Uprep erased wrong answers on hundreds of ninth-grade math and English tests and wrote in the right answers.
In interviews, Haqq blamed the fudged answers on Schwartz. Haqq said he wanted Uprep's school ranking on the state's Academic Performance Index to rise above 700 points for the first time. It had hovered in the mid- to high 600s on the 1,000-point scale. And though 800 is considered excellent, the 700 mark held appeal.
"I gave the guy a bonus opportunity of $500 for every point above 700," Haqq said. "It was a stupid thing to do. I see that now. There's only one person I know with the motivation (to cheat) -- someone who'd get $500 a point."
Haqq said Schwartz sent the box of students' answer sheets to the state after the deadline, and so had time to tackle the erasure job.
"How can you forget the most important box, O Great Testing Coordinator? No bonus for you!" Haqq said. "The guy changed the scores. I didn't see him do that. But circumstantial evidence is evidence."
Schwartz vigorously denied cheating. He acknowledged being 12 days late in sending the answer sheets, but said he mistakenly thought they should be sent with other testing materials due at the later date. He said he set everything out for pickup together -- including the box of answer sheets -- and was then shocked to see the same box outside of Haqq's office six weeks later.
"I think he did it," Schwartz said of the erased and corrected answers. "This fabric of lies and misrepresentations to try to pin it on me leaves me no doubt."
Schwartz is suing Haqq in Alameda Superior Court for breach of contract.
Haqq is also fending off a wrongful termination suit from Mary Kenefick, who ran Uprep's independent study program from 2002 to 2006.
Kenefick and other teachers accuse Haqq of ignoring the academic needs of all but the most promising students. They say he relies on the low-scorers to attract thousands of dollars per student in state tax money -- but bars many of them from taking state exams and potentially lowering the school's scores.
Sometimes this is done by suspending students just before testing, or telling some to take a few days off, several former teachers told The Chronicle. But mainly, they said, Haqq lumps hundreds of independent-study students into the 12th grade, where no testing is required.
"He told us directly to designate the kids as seniors," Kenefick said. "Did I know it was unethical? Sure. Did I understand the reasons why? Yes. He wanted the scores to come from kids who reflected the school's mission. The independent-study side was the cash cow."
Uprep received $6,473 for each student this year, about $3 million in public funds.
Records also show that Uprep has an unusually high number of seniors -- 300 of the school's 475 students are listed as being in 12th grade. That would suggest a similar number of 11th-graders last year, but there were only 125 juniors in 2006.
Haqq said he properly places the independent-study students in the 12th grade.
"A lot of these kids are 18, 19 years old," he said. "I'm not afraid to test anybody! Why would I be?"
Haqq fired another teacher, Bob Martel, after Martel alerted state officials in April that teachers had been given the illicit 2005 exams to use as practice tests.
"They didn't get it from me," Haqq said.
"Isaac totally was the one who gave them to us," Martel countered.
Martel also told the state that Haqq wanted him to administer the state's geometry test in his pre-calculus class, and the algebra 1 test in his algebra 2 class in an apparent attempt to raise scores.
Administering easier tests than the course requires is against state regulations. Other teachers reported a similar experience, and said they thought Haqq hoped to boost scores this way.
"He most definitely ordered us to give the wrong test," said math teacher Hanna Choat, who quit by mutual agreement with Haqq this spring. Before leaving, she compared students' 2006 testing records against their courses and said she found a consistent pattern of lower-level tests in higher-level classes.
Haqq shrugged. "I mean, you know, what's in a name?" he said. "I'm not purposefully asking for a lower-level test to increase my scores. You can put nuclear physics on a transcript and have a 400 on the SAT, and you ain't getting into Dartmouth. That's not gonna help my kids."
Some of those kids see the good -- the very good -- in Haqq.
"He will do absolutely anything, and I mean anything, to make sure we get into college," said graduate David Scorttino, who just completed his freshman year at Oberlin College in Ohio.
"I had a crazy family experience. Mom wasn't all too there. Mr. Isaac was willing to let me live in his house, rent free," said Scorttino, referring to Haqq by his school nickname.
Though Scorttino moved in with friends instead, he is grateful to Haqq. "He wants the best out of everybody, and expects the best. I'm pretty sure I got into Oberlin because of Uprep."
(Portions of this article were taken from http://www.sfgate.com/ and the SF Chronicle)

Friday, July 06, 2007

My Picks for the 2007 MLB All-Star Game

With the All-Star Game coming to San Francisco’s AT&T Park next week, I thought now would be a good time to weigh in with my AL and NL all-star team picks. The fans actually did a very good job of getting the best players on each squad, but I do disagree with them in some instances.

CATCHER
AL:
Victor Martinez, Cleveland Indians
The fans blew it here, picking Ivan Rodriguez. Martinez is the number one catcher in baseball right now, with power, average and production. People have criticized his defense in the past, but he’s improved in that area and should only get better.
NL:
Russell Martin, Los Angeles Dodgers
The heart and soul of the Dodgers, Martin has all the tools, including speed on the base paths, something very unique for a catcher. What makes him even more valuable is that he plays almost every day, assuming the iron man role with enthusiasm. A former hockey player, this kid is just fun to watch, because he’s tough, smart and super competitive. Luckily, the fans recognized his greatness just in time to vote him in over the NY Mets’ Paul LoDuca.

FIRST BASE
AL:
Justin Morneau, Minnesota Twins
The fans put Boston Red Sox team leader David Ortiz in this spot, but I don’t believe that’s fair to Morneau, because Ortiz is a DH, not a first baseman. The one who really got the shaft here is the Bosox’s real first baseman, Kevin Youklis. The fact that Youklis isn’t even on the all-star team at all is a travesty. Morneau is the complete package and is entitled to this starting slot.
NL:
Prince Fielder, Milwaukee Brewers

All hail to the Prince! This kid has proven that he can play with the best and is one of the reasons why the Brewers are in first place. He has a great attitude, loves to learn and fans all over the world need to see him in the all-star spotlight. Albert Pujols better be wary – if Fielder continues to excel, Albert may never start in another All-Star Classic again.

SECOND BASE
AL:
Placido Polanco, Detroit Tigers

Arguably the most complete player during the first half of the season, Placido has stepped up and established himself as a driving force within the offensive juggernaut known as Tiger Baseball. The fans love him; his teammates adore him and he’s doing it in style, both at the plate and in the field. This one is a no-brainer.
NL:
Orlando Hudson, Arizona Diamondbacks
Chase Utley is a close second, but Hudson has more tools and means more to his team. The Diamondbacks have surprised a lot of fans this year and are right in the middle of the NL West race. Hudson is one of the reasons.

SHORTSTOP
AL:
Derek Jeter, New York Yankees

He’ll be in the Hall of Fame one day, because he’s the ultimate player – smart, dedicated, respectful and steroid-free. He has survived and thrived in the occasionally circus-like atmosphere of New York, by showing class on and off the field. Sure, he dated Mariah Carey for a while, but other than that he’s played an error-free game. His stats speak for themselves, and although many may argue that the Angels’ Orlando Cabrera might be more deserving, to this all I can say is “Orlando who?”
NL:
Hanley Ramirez, Florida Marlins
This is by far the toughest pick of the bunch. I can hear Mets, Braves, Brewers and Philly fans whining already, but I truly believe that Ramirez is the best all-around shortstop in the NL this season. Sure, Reyes steals more bases, Renteria is solid, J.J. Hardy is a great player and there’s no doubt that Rollins can hit for both power and production, but Ramirez has more runs, more hits and a better average than all of them. Plus, he’s not as protected in the lineup as some of these other guys.

THIRD BASE
AL:
Alex Rodriguez, New York Yankees

He’s having the best season of anyone else in the major leagues, so it’s an easy pick. The fact that there’s no one at his position having a year even close to the one he’s experiencing makes this selection even easier.
NL:
Miguel Cabrera, Florida Marlins
Cabrera will most likely be playing for another team (a contending one) before the season is over, but right now the Big Fish are enjoying his every day production while trying to forget about his ineptitude in the field. It’s tough to ignore David Wright, but if you look at the numbers objectively Miguel is the Man.

OUTFIELDERS:
AL:
Magglio Ordonez, Detroit Tigers
Ichiro Suzuki, Seattle Mariners
Vladimir Guerrero, Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim

The only other candidate in this group that warrants any consideration might be Torii Hunter, but he gets edged out because he’s been streakier than these other guys.
NL:
Matt Holliday, Colorado Rockies
Aaron Rowand, Philadelphia Phillies
Alfonso Soriano, Chicago Cubs
The one that may surprise folks here is Rowand, but he is just having too good a season to ignore. Holliday is hitting for average and is a great fielder and Soriano is heating up. He should have an awesome second half. Barry Bonds was voted in by fans here for sentimental reasons and because the game is being played in his hometown.

STARTING PITCHERS:
AL:
Dan Haren, Oakland A’s
This guy just doesn’t like to give up runs. His tiny ERA has elevated him to the top of the heap and has helped establish him as a stopper who opponents should fear and respect.
NL:
Jake Peavy, San Diego Padres
I was going to give the nod to Brad Penny, who had a lower ERA until last night when he got bombed and fell out of the running, in my opinion. Besides, Peavy has more strikeouts and Penny started last year’s All-Star Game. Spread the wealth, I say.

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Al Gore's Son Caught with Drugs!

The troubled son of former Vice-President Al Gore was arrested early Wednesday on suspicion of possessing marijuana and prescription drugs after deputies pulled him over for speeding, authorities said.Al Gore III, 24, was driving a blue Toyota Prius about 100 mph on the San Diego Freeway when he was pulled over at about 2:15 a.m., Sheriff's Department spokesman Jim Amormino said.The deputies stated that they smelled marijuana and searched the car, Amormino said. They found less than an ounce of marijuana along with Xanax, Chapstick, Valium, Vicodin, Red Vines, garlic aioli and Adderall, which is used for attention deficit disorder, he said. Several pirated DVD copies of “An Inconvenient Truth” and a baggy full of what appeared to be hanging chads were also found. "He does not have a prescription for any of those drugs," Amormino said. “The marijuana we found was low grade with a lot of seeds and stems in it, which was very surprising. You’d think that the former VP’s son would at least have a decent pot connection.” Gore was being held in the men's central jail in Santa Ana on $20,000 bail.When questioned by police, AG III stated that he was despondent about three things: 1.) Global warming 2.) That his father was robbed of the presidency and 3.) His annoying mom Tipper won’t let him listen to rock music. “I should be the First Son right now,” Gore III reportedly said. “That $@%$%@#! Jeb Bush stole that election and now no one even knows who I am. I should be driving a Bentley and living in the White House. Instead I have this lousy Prius and a condo in Escondido.”

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Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Vacationing is Overrated

Why do Americans vacation so much? Do we really think it will make us feel better to go somewhere else? Why do we invest so much time and effort into the process? We’re still the same people we are at home. The only thing that changes is the scenery. And then we always have to return back to our mundane lives afterwards. In my opinion, the entire procedure is highly overrated and a real letdown.

Besides, vacationing is exhausting, expensive and a helluva lot of work overall. You either have to get on a plane or drive in your car, usually going far away, which means you have to spend an inordinate amount of time and effort getting there.

Going to a destination is stressful because of the anticipation. And returning is stressful because of the depression. (Especially if you’re coming back from Las Vegas penniless, which has happened to me more than I care to recall.)

This is the tourist season here in San Francisco. People from all over the world converge on this place every summer. You can tell a tourist a mile away. They wear those silly t-shirts that say things like “I Was a Prisoner at Alcatraz” or “Take Me to Fisherman’s Wharf,” or even worse, they wear those really insipid Hard Rock Café shirts. They walk around with those cartoon maps of the city and ask locals questions like, “What do you people eat around here?” and/or “Is it always this windy?” And they take pictures of everything in sight. I saw a guy the other day taking a picture of a seagull. I guess they don’t have them in Missouri.

I like where I live. I have all my creature comforts right here. There’s my local bar, my favorite dry cleaners, clubs and restaurants. I have my dogs, my baseball cable package and the guy at the liquor store down the street sells me beer at a discount. If I want to go to Europe or Africa or some exotic location, I can always watch it on the Travel Network. I can live vicariously through the people on the show. It costs a lot less, I don’t have to fly and I can turn it off when it gets boring.

And besides, going on vacation usually means you have to spend a lot of time with family and relatives, many of whom you would never associate with if they weren’t related to you. When I walk around Fisherman’s Wharf or in Chinatown here in SF, I notice a lot of families fighting. The kids are annoying the parents, the parents are being heavy-handed with the kids, and grandma and grandpa are whacked out on Thorazine. They look miserable and probably wish they were back in Tulsa rather than stuck in an unfamiliar, very expensive place like San Francisco.

They were looking forward all year to a wonderful vacation, they did all this planning, they even bought new luggage and now they’re having a miserable time. Welcome to the American tradition called the vacation.

And with that diatribe out of system, I must leave you if only for a short while. Where am I going? You guessed it.

Friday, June 29, 2007

Do you Know What a Gel Pen Is?

When my niece said that she just HAD to have one of these new gel pens or that she would just die, I didn’t even know what a gel pen was. These youngsters today always have to have the coolest new things – the newest cell phones, iPods, clothes, music and even pens. So, after doing a little research, I found out that there are basically three types of pens – roller ball, fountain and gel. The gel pens are the most recent innovation in pen technology. Both Bic and Papermate make them and they’re growing in popularity all the time. Who knew?

Thursday, June 28, 2007

With Koby Out, Can Chestnut Win?


The competitive world of eating is already gnawing on this morsel of tasty news: The hot dog eating champion isn’t feeling all that hot.

Takeru Kobayashi of Japan, the six-time champion of the annual Fourth of July hot dog eating contest, could possibly be sidelined for next week's event due to an arthritic jaw.Last year, the 165-pound Kobayashi won his sixth straight Yellow Mustard Belt at the Independence Day competition in Coney Island, N.Y., by devouring a then-world record 53 3/4 frankfurters in 12 minutes.


That mark was surpassed earlier this month by Joey Chestnut of San Jose, Calif., who gobbled up 59 1/2 hot dogs and buns at the Southwest Regional Hot Dog Eating Championship at the Arizona Mills Mall in suburban Tempe, Ariz., -- one of the qualifying events for Coney Island.Chestnut almost defeated Kobayashi last year, gobbling down 52 hot dogs and buns at the contest, which is sponsored by Nathan's Famous Inc.

Chestnut must feel the same way that NFL QB Steve Young felt when he learned that Joe Montana, the 49ers first-stringer, was injured, allowing Young to seize his moment in the sun. Chestnut has been eating in the shadow of Kobayashi for a long time, and he has to be ecstatic over the fact that now he will finally get a chance to assume his spot in the winner’s circle atop competitive eating’s center stage.

"Already I can't open my jaws more than just a little bit," Kobayashi wrote. "There's no pain only if I open my mouth about enough for one finger. More than that is painful and I can't open it."A specialist diagnosed him with arthritis of the jaw, he wrote."To tell the truth, I'm desperate about healing completely before the July 4 contest," he said, adding that he had begun receiving treatment at a hospital and from a chiropractor.

On Tuesday, his United Food Fighters Organization said on their Web site that Kobayashi has found a doctor he can trust and was "creating an environment in which he can dedicate himself to healing.""The contest is coming up soon, and we'd happy if everyone kept him in their thoughts," the group wrote.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Ms. Right is Wrong This Time

Elizabeth Edwards pleaded Tuesday with journalist Ann Coulter to "stop the personal attacks," a day after the conservative commentator remarked that she wished Edwards' husband, Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards, had been killed by terrorists.

Ann Coulter is a guard dog for the Republicans. Whenever they want to get at someone, they just say “Sic ‘em Annie,” and like a dutiful little mutt with a bad case of rabies, she growls and barks in their direction. Her vicious remarks aren’t just mean, but they’re also destructive, and in many cases, baseless as well.

Coulter’s snarky comments are getting old. Time and again, she gets away with saying really nasty things, supposedly all part of the never-ending battle called partisan politics.

It used to be kind of cute and amusing. It was like, “Wow, look at this tough, assertive woman who pulls no punches.” But, when she starts spewing hate -- like saying someone should have been killed by terrorists – well, that’s going way too far, in my opinion.

Ann Coulter needs to be gaited a bit. She needs to slow down. Maybe she should take up a hobby that will mellow her out a little. Like gardening or hot air ballooning. A lot of folks are doing this scrap booking thing. She might like that.

I am one of the first people (me and Larry Flynt) to defend Freedom of the Press. But, name-calling and labeling is not responsible journalism. And the terrorist remark wasn’t even hers. She stole it from Bill Maher. So, she’s not even original!

Elizabeth Edwards said she did not consult her husband before confronting Coulter on the air, adding that she felt the pundit's remarks were "a dialogue on hatefulness and ugliness."
“The things she has said over the years, not just about John but about other candidates, lowers the political dialogue at precisely the time we need to raise it," Edwards said by phone on MSNBC's "Hardball" program, where Coulter was a guest.


"It debases political dialogue," Edwards said. "It drives people away from the process. We can't have a debate about issues if you're using this kind of language."Coulter responded with a laugh and charged that Edwards was calling on her to stop speaking altogether. She questioned why

Elizabeth Edwards was making a phone call on behalf of her husband, and she criticized John Edwards for "stealing doctors' money" during his successful career as a trial lawyer."I don't think I need to be told to stop writing by Elizabeth Edwards, thank you," Coulter said.


On ABC's "Good Morning America" on Monday, Coulter was asked about a March speech in which she used a gay slur to refer to Edwards."If I'm going to say anything about John Edwards in the future, I'll just wish he had been killed in a terrorist assassination plot," Coulter said Monday, picking up on remarks made by HBO's Bill Maher. Maher suggested in March that "people wouldn't be dying needlessly" if Vice President Dick Cheney had been killed in an insurgent attack in Afghanistan.

(Some portions of this article were taken from aol.com.)