I’m scared of heights and I am not very into doing things where I could die. I’ve never gone hot air ballooning, sky diving, scuba diving, snow skiing, skateboarding, mountain biking, surfing—even competitive soduko, that can be very dangerous from what I’ve heard. I have never been on a motorcycle and I stay out of the ocean if at all possible. When I walk at night my wife makes me wear a yellow reflective vest. People might think I’m boring, but the way I look at it, I’m still alive!
Don’t Jump in a Water Hazard at a Golf Course (Duck Poo!)
Don’t Eat From a Taco Stand in that Smells Like Death
Don’t Go to Candlestick Park Wearing an LA Dodgers Jersey
Don’t Ask a Drunk Cougar Her Age