Here is Mrs. Claus's Wish List for The Big Day:1.) Beard clipper
2.) Lots of spiked Egg Nog
3.) Reindeer poo picker upper
4.) Sedative to give to over-hyped elves
6.) Easter Bunny Chia Pet
7.) Victoria Secret gift certificate
8.) Ice trays
9.) Vodka
10.) 420 stocking stuffers
11.) New glasses
12.) A Bugatti Veryon
13.) A $6.4 million mansion in Malibu next door to Madonna
14.) A good divorce attorney
Did Santa get caught cheating like Tiger? At least he was probably smart enough to avoid texting!
Happy Christmas!
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