Orlando!?!?!

My beautiful bride recently mentioned a possible upcoming vacation.

I asked her, "What would you want if you could do anything anywhere?"

She said "Orlando."

So, being the dutiful husband, I started researching Orlando. Wow, it's a great place to visit. Of course, you've got Disney World, but they also have great golf courses, water sports, nature, great weather, super restaurants, entertainment, etc.

When I took my findings to the wife, she threw me a curve.

"I don't want Orlando the City. I want Orlando Bloom, the actor. You said whatever I wanted!"

Ouch, I thought to myself. How the hell am I going to get Orlando Bloom here?

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