Colon Cleansing

When you get post-50, it's time to do some serious colon cleansing. Scrub that colon and get on the right page with the colon and all of the problems associated, especially for men. I know seberal folks who had it done; and now they feel like a load was removed from their bodies. Do it right, make it soon and get it cleaned just the way you like it. The new cleansing techniques are not as much of a hassle as you might fear. Colons are a major part of the plumbing, so get it done while you can---like NOW!

STROKE!

I was writing one morning and all of a sudden, without any warning, I couldn't read anymore. I decided I was probably wiped out by working too hard (12-14 hours, six days a week) so I decided to take a nap. One hour later I woke up and watched The View. Barbara Walter and Whoopi may have made the stroke worse. Can I sue them now?

I knew I was in trouble when I couldn't recognize Mickey Mouse. At that point, it was time to get to the hospital. Five days later, I was out.

I'm happy, because the stroke was minor. My body is okay. But, now I am having difficulty talking and writing. I am going to have to go on disability for a few months. The prognosis looks very good--the doctors are saying that I should be back close to 100% after a few months.

I will try and write for Broo when I get time. I miss this site for writing and meeting writers. I don't want to lose my Broo King crown, so I will be filing pieces more often to retain my throne as most articles and page views of all-time.

I can talk clearly, but finding the correct words can be tough at times, especially the multi-syllabic ones. (spontaneous, collaboration, smegmatis--these are hard words for me to say this days.) Soon, I will be going to speech therapy.

One phrase has been surprisingly easy to say since the stroke--Fuck You! Some words stay in your sub-conscious unwavering, especially the really important ones.

China Lost a Lot of Data

Several young female hackers in China drank a lot of cheap wine and then hacked into a ton of huge mega-computers. People all over the world lost data and thousands of hard drives crashed. This tragedy could have been prevented if people were smart enough to purchase a system that will provide online backup. It's secure and will provide a peace of mind and a sense of all that is good with the planet. Don't let this happen again. These young crazy hard-partying Chinese chick hackers need to drink tea--instead of wine! They should be cyber angels, not evil little hackers who stole people's data. Please!

Roker!

Al Roker lost a ton of weight, using weight losss supplements. He is a lot healthier, but he is still an annoying so-called "newscaster." He's been losing it a lot lately, saying stupid things or attacking people verbally. Maybe he needs to eat a good meal to get back to where he was. Weight loss supplements are a big deal nowadays--you can lose the poundage and be healthy is you play it 100% smart when it comes to the proper nutrition, excercise and diet. They're so many folks out there right now who don't live a healthy life. Start doing it correct and take it seriously.

Will There Be Luggage In Heaven?

Can we bring luggage to Heaven? Will there be a two-piece maximum and will they charge for additional bags? Will they search my bags? Will there by a Skycap there to carry my bags? Is it appropriate to tip the Skycap and what's the proper amount? What if I'm late? CAN you be late for Heaven? All these questions dart through my mind like annoying little fruit flies. I just bought some new Samsonite luggage with a lifetime warranty and I'm wondering if I can bring it with me to Heaven? Does the warranty apply in Heaven? Does God honor warranties? Because most humans sure don't! Maybe I'm being a little presumptuous even thinking about Heaven. I'm assuming a lot! Maybe I should go to Mass this morning..to work all this stuff out.