Tuesday, January 13, 2009

A Random Thought

Every once in a while someone appears in one of my dreams and says something so random, so unrelated to absolutely anything, that it's quite honestly disturbing and confusing. Like last night, I was having a pleasant dream in which I was rowing a boat down a peaceful and serene river, the wind in my hair and the sun on my scalp, when suddenly, Mr. Ed the Talking Horse (from the TV show of the 1960's) showed up and said, "Industrial knobs." I was like, "What did you just say?" And Mr. Ed replied, "Industrial knobs. They're the future. Get on the industrial knobs bandwagon right now. Early adopters will make big hay." And with that, he disappeared, leaving me to wonder what he meant. I hate that, but it happens all the time. What did Mr. Ed really mean? And what should I do about it? I don't know about you, but I'll be Googling "Industrial knobs" right now. What does this horse know that I'm not aware of? And whay is he telling me about it in my dreams? (Stay tuned.)

1 comment:

Gil said...

Hi Ed,

Are you sure that you were not thinking of just "knob"? I don't know, juxtaposing blow jobs and horses, you are one sick individual!