"I have a good credit score but no assets, so what do I do?" I asked The Man Himself.
"You're basically a newbie, a post-40, behind-the-economic-times sputnik baby who did drugs for 12 years and is now trying to jump back in the credit game?"
"Yeah, I guess," I replied. DT pretty much had me pegged--exactly.
"So, you're coming to me asking for free advice just because I happened to show up in your drug-induced, alcohol-impaired dream?"
"Uh, well, I..." This guy is good, I'm thinking.
"You think Donald Trump makes money appearing in people's dreams?"
"I never thought about it, I..."
"Balance transfers," The Donald suddenly blurted out.
"I don't have time to explain it to you. There are no paparazzi here, so i will have to leave soon. Transfer those balances and you'll live a more balanced life, at least financially."