Monday, December 25, 2006

Merry Christmas Everyone: An Inspirational Message from LIFE ON THE EDGE


Make it a special Christmas this year. Tell someone you love them. Open lots of gifts. Take a minute to look at your beautiful Christmas tree. Put anger, anxiety and doubt aside for the entire day. Eat like a pig. Laugh your ass off. Smoke a cigar and break wind. The average person in this country only gets about 68-72 Christmas Days per lifetime, unless you happen to get hit by a moped or choke on a turkey bone, in which case the figure is considerably lower. So have a great Christmas (while you can.)

2 comments:

aretha pearles said...

You sick f--k!!

Greg said...

You are a funny man Ed! Maybe somewhat insane. I put your blog on favorites list. I will be touch.