Monday, July 16, 2007

Dodgers Get Healthy. Barry Gets Huffy.

The Los Angeles Dodgers swept a three-game series from the San Francisco Giants this weekend and it was interesting to watch. I would compare it to the first stages of the sinking of the Titanic. When the ship hit the iceberg and sprung a leak. It took a while for the boat to sink, but it was only a matter of time. The Giants are dead, even though the body is still warm. Their demise is in sight and the team’s disastrous season will only get worse, I believe.

AT&T Park should change its name to Dodger Stadium, because when the Blue Crew plays there, it’s like a comfortable home. They’ve won 11 in a row at the Ballpark at the Bay. It seems as though there’s just something about clam chowder, sourdough bread and sea breezes that appeals to the guys from Southern California.

I thought it was classless when the San Francisco fans booed all three Dodger all-stars at the introductions prior to the MLB All-Star Game last week. The Mid-Season Classic should be a time when fans forget their rivalries and cheer for the game itself. The Giants fans even booed the LA Angels’ all-stars, evidently because the Halos defeated the Giants in the World Series of 2002. Talk about sore losers with long memories.

The Dodgers beating the Giants the way they did is something I like to call “karmatic snap-back.” It’s also called Just Desserts.

And then, to see Barry Bonds reacting the way he did during the series aftermath is even more satisfying to watch. If anyone has a karma reach around coming his way, it’s Barry. The man has a reservoir of bad karma that the Hoover Dam couldn’t prevent from overflowing.

This appeared yesterday on http://www.cbssportsline.com/:

Barry Bonds flipped a laundry cart to the ground yesterday and stalked away.

Calling himself an "embarrassment" and mired in one of the worst slumps of his career, it was his hardest hit of the day.

Bonds had a second straight 0-for-5 performance to extend his hitless stretch to a season-worst 20 at-bats, and his San Francisco Giants lost their 11th in a row at home to the rival Los Angeles Dodgers, 5-3 on Sunday.

"It's an embarrassment for me to be wearing this (expletive deleted) uniform 'cause of the way I'm playing. There, that's it. Now go away," Bonds said at his locker.

Then he overturned the cart as he walked through the clubhouse, a rare public display of emotion with his chase of Hank Aaron's home run record at a standstill. He's been at 751 homers and four from tying the Hammer since July 3.

Giants manager Bruce Bochy suggested his star player might be too "pull conscious."

When asked about that, Bonds said, "That's not it."
Does he need a day off?

"That's not it, either."

Whatever it is, the Dodgers were happy his problems happened when they were in town.

"We didn't do much differently. We certainly caught him at a good time," Los Angeles manager Grady Little said. "He's at a point where he's really trying to get it done. He will eventually. But hopefully it will be against another team."

With Bonds searching for another long ball, the Dodgers won with small ball to hand their biggest NL West foe a fourth straight loss.

The Dodgers scored twice on squeeze bunts.

Bonds' legs are sore and it shows. This is the slugger's longest period without a hit since his record-breaking 2001 season.

"Everybody goes through it," Bochy said. "Barry, tough series for him, no getting around it. He knows it. We all know it. He's our go-to guy."

Matt Kemp had an RBI triple among his three hits and scored twice, including on Brett Tomko's safety squeeze in the fourth inning, to help the Dodgers continue their dominance in San Francisco's waterfront ballpark. Los Angeles' streak is the club's longest in any city since 13 straight wins at San Francisco's Candlestick Park from 1976-77.

A few Dodgers fans waved blue brooms during the seventh-inning stretch, calling for a sweep.
Bonds popped out in the first, flied out in the third, popped out to end the fifth, struck out swinging to end the seventh and popped up for the final out of the game. He was hitless for the sixth straight game and had consecutive 0-for-5 or worse performances for only the fourth time in his career.

"Barry Bonds, he's human," Dodgers catcher Russell Martin said. "He's going to have times when he's not swinging the bat really well. We pretty much got lucky."

The way this weekend went for the Giants, their fans were forced to come down from the high of last week's All-Star Game in a hurry. San Francisco lost its fourth straight and is winless after the break -- at a time the team knows it must turn things around quickly.

Jeff Kent had a sacrifice fly against his former team and Tomko (2-7), another former Giant, pitched five innings for the win in his first start since May 21 against Milwaukee.

Jonathan Broxton struck out Dave Roberts to escape a bases-loaded jam in the eighth and the Dodgers won again after an 8-7 victory in 12 innings Saturday. Takashi Saito bounced back from consecutive blown saves for his 24th save in 27 chances.

Bonds' last homer -- his 17th this season -- came in the first inning July 3 at Cincinnati off Aaron Harang. Bonds has gone 23 at-bats without a homer since then.

The boats were out in force in McCovey Cove on the final day of a short homestand, hoping for a splash-hit souvenir. San Francisco now heads out for four games at Wrigley Field against the Chicago Cubs starting Monday night, followed by three in Milwaukee.

Bonds was in an 0-for-17 funk this year before hitting his 746th homer against the Rockies on May 27. He had a hitless stretch of 21 at-bats from April 5-12, 2001 -- the year he broke the single-season home run record with 73 -- and had a career-worst 0-for-23 drought from July 6-20, 1986, during his rookie year.

"It's not just one guy," said Ray Durham, who bats before Bonds in the order. "We're a team. We're a family."

Bonds committed just his second error of the year in left field when he booted James Loney's single in the fourth. Kemp followed with his triple and scored when Noah Lowry interfered with him while trying to field a safety squeeze bunt by Tomko and was given an error.

Bonds' legs, feet and toes have been swollen in recent days and he's still tired from the All-Star Game festivities this past week in his city. He was selected to his 14th All-Star Game and first since 2004, and started in left field.

Lowry (9-7) had his winning streak snapped at three starts and saw the end of his seven-game unbeaten run at home. Bengie Molina’s two-run single put San Francisco ahead in the first and Durham hit a tying RBI triple in the fifth to make it 3-all.

Omar Vizquel, the Giants' 40-year-old 11-time Gold Glove-winning shortstop, turned a pretty, barehanded double play in the third when he fielded Kent's bouncer with his right hand.

Sunday, July 15, 2007

You're An Old Man, Charlie Brown






I grew up on Charlie Brown and the Peanuts gang. I remember how much I looked forward to the animated specials. When I was in Santa Rosa, Calif. on business recently, I drove by the Charles M. Schulz Museum & Research Center purely by accident. When I went in, I told them I was a freelance writer/blogger/BS Artist, and they gave me a complete tour FOR FREE! I am going to actually write an article about the Museum, but for now, here are some of the photos I took. (The second picture from the top is a collage of Lucy and Charlie made out of old Peanuts black & white comic strips.)

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Truck Accessories Just Get it Done!

If you’re out there in the real world searching for mega high-quality, super well-built and masterfully designed truck accessories – well dudes and babes -- all I can tell you is you had better know what the hey you are doing! I mean, if you aren’t right on top of it, you could pay too much and get the wrong thing. Let’s say you’re looking for a Torza Ford Racing Tonneau cover, or a Lund Sun visor, or even some EGR Chrome Bug Shields. Or maybe a bed mat, or a bed rail, or a touch roll bar, something like that. All I can say, is it’s no time for amateur hour when you’re figuring out stuff related to truck accessories. If you didn’t come with the necessary knowledge, then you’re gonna be as lost as a Democrat at the Republican Convention!

I Found a Place for Dell Memory...

If you have a Dell computer and you need to purchase more memory, I found a place that has the very best selection and prices on Dell memory. There’s nothing more satisfying that knowing your computer has sufficient computer memory to run properly. There’s a web site called the memory store where you can get all of the best memory products out there on the computer cyber market today. You can compare name brand memory or take a long gander at one hundred per cent guaranteed compatible memory. They let you do the choosing, which I find very amusing and not the least bit confusing. Check out the memory store today. You’ll never forget the place!

Bull-Running is Bull----. But, It IS Fun to Watch!



Charging bulls gored seven people and seriously injured several others this week as this year's San Fermin festival in Pamplona served up its longest and most dangerous run of the bull-running season.
Fourteen people were hospitalized, seven for gorings, six for treatment of head and other injuries and one with a really bad hang nail, the local government announced. Three people are in very serious condition after undergoing operations.
Running with the bulls is a stupid tradition. A bunch of people (mostly drunk Spanish men) run alongside a herd of bulls, annoying and pestering them until they either complete the run or get injured in the process. The equivalent in this country would be running out into freeway traffic or playing chicken down on the railroad tracks. It’s a really dumb way to have a good time. But, I must admit, I enjoy watching it.
Bulls have been doing just fine for a long time running with each other. They don’t want to run with us. And with all the noise and people, I’m sure it’s no fun at all for them. I hear they do feed them well, though -- so maybe it’s a trade off.
Some folks reason that the tradition of running with the bulls has been devised by the Spanish as a way for the bulls to pay back the people for all the bull fighting that takes place throughout their country every year. If you look at it that way, it’s probably not so bad. Every time a bull gets a hold of some drunk, he’s essentially telling the poor sap, “And that’s for killing my dad!”
We don’t really do anything like that in this country. Florida doesn’t have a “swimming with the crocs” and Alaska doesn’t do a “skating with the polar bears” kind of thing. Most of our traditional animal-related festivals involve harmless stuff like watching frogs jump; groundhogs looking for their shadows, or waiting around to see a bunch swallows come home.
Here’s the rest of the most recent bull-running story, as it appeared in Bull Runners Monthly:
The herd of six 1,300-pound bulls, six steers and one really aggressive goat disintegrated shortly after the animals set off on the dash through the cobblestone streets of Pamplona in the sixth of eight planned runs.
One stray bull turned around and ran the wrong way. Herders with long sticks smacked it in the rump to get the animal pointed in the right direction.
The loose bull charged and tossed several runners—some of them clad in the traditional red-and-white garb of San Fermin—on its way to the bullring.
Several runners were trampled and seven runners were injured by bulls' horns. One 48-year-old man from Pamplona was gored in the chest and was reported to be in very serious condition. A 23-year-old Mexican was gored in the stomach and was also reported as very serious. And an 18-year-old kid got his feelings hurt when one of the bulls defecated on his brand-new Air Jordans.
The other runners who were gored were from Poland, Norway, Spain and Newark, with ages ranging from 23 to 50, officials said. They were all reported to be in serious condition.
The run lasted 6 minutes, 9 seconds, compared with the normal length of about 2 minutes, because the bulls separated—the most dangerous thing that can happen at Pamplona.
The festival in this northern town, renowned for its all-night street parties, dates back to the late 16th century. It gained worldwide fame in Ernest Hemingway's 1926 novel "The Sun Also Rises."
Since record-keeping began in 1924, 13 people have been killed during the runs, the most recent in 1995.

Friday, July 13, 2007

They're Baaaaaaaaaaaack!!








This is the time of year when the wild parrots of San Francisco eat juniper berries from the bushed right outside my window. I run down there whenever I see them to shoot photos. They are real hams and they seem to love the attention!

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Your Mutt Will Love Paco Collars



Whenever I find a great company I always like to inform my readers about it. Well, I just discovered an awesome place that manufactures custom dog collars, belts and bracelets. They’re called Paco Collars. Everything they make is custom made, top quality and just beautiful. Made from the finest Latigo leather, Paco makes dog accessories that are handcrafted and guaranteed for life. Leather is by far the most natural material for your dog to wear, because if doesn’t irritate their skin or break the hair shafts. Check out Paco Collars. You and your dog will love their products!

San Francisco Was a Major League All-Star Host






San Francisco can be proud of the job it performed as the host of this year’s MLB All-Star Game. I personally got a chance to attend many of the festivities surrounding the event. Wherever I went, I talked to fans that had traveled from long distances (Japan, France, Holland, etc.) to be at the game, and all of them mentioned how much they loved San Francisco. Yes, the City by the Bay really rolled out the red carpet for this one and it showed.
Of course, I did everything I could to participate in All-Star Week, except for the most important thing (at least to me) which was actually being at the game itself. Who could afford it? Tickets were going for between $600 and $5,000 apiece and I’m just a low-paid freelance writer trying to survive in the most expensive city in the world. There are only a couple of events I would pay that kind of money to see. Maybe if Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin came back from the dead to do a concert. Or possibly the second coming of Jesus Christ. I’d pay five grand to see that, no doubt. Especially if the gift bag included a pass to heaven.
I had a great week hanging out with my fellow baseball fans, but the best thing was probably the parade before the game. All of the players drove by and threw stuff to the crowd assembled along the parade route – it was Mardi gras! It was a great opportunity to get very close to the players.
Then, I unexpectedly conned my way into the MLB All-Star Pre-Game Party. What a bash! They had so much amazing food, including sushi bars, oyster bars, chocolate fondue fountains and piles and piles of shrimp. I ate so much I thought I would burst. I also got to meet a lot of MLB officials and members of the media, which was a blast. For a moment I felt like I belonged and was momentarily able to forget that I had crashed the party.
Then, of course, there was the game, which I watched in the comfort of my home.
And what a great game it was! When Ichiro Suzuki (pictured above in a photo I took at the pre-game parade) raced around the bases as the ball bounced away from Ken Griffey Jr. for the first inside-the-park home run in All-Star Game history I was in heaven. It reminded me of a neighborhood softball game. What a wonderful fluke! On a night of confusing hops and some questionable calls, Suzuki and the American League came back to win – again.
Ichiro’s two-run homer in the fifth inning put the AL ahead, then Carl Crawford and Victor Martinez added a couple of over-the-fence shots and the Americans held on for a 5-4 victory over the Nationals. There was only one problem with Crawford’s blast – it wasn’t a home run. A fan caught the ball before it went over the wall. But, what the heck – it’s the All-Star Game. Bending the rules a little is permitted. It’s a friendly contest.
In a decade of absolute dominance, the AL has won 10 consecutive games played to a decision, with the notorious 2002 tie at Milwaukee interrupting the run.
There were other exciting moments as well. Alfonso Soriano hit a two-out, two-run homer in the ninth that made it 5-4, and the NL loaded the bases on three walks. Angels closer Francisco Rodriguez then retired Aaron Rowand on a routine fly to right for a save.
"I didn't enjoy it a bit," said AL manager Jim Leyland, so competitive that he screamed at an umpire in the ninth. The reason Leyland yelled at first-base umpire Charlie Reliford was because Derrek Lee of the Cubs checked his swing at a pitch that would have ended the game. The TV replay clearly showed that Lee swung. It should have been the end of the game. But, once again, MLB has its own interpretation of the rules during the All-Star Game.
Willie Mays, Bonds' godfather, was honored with a touching tribute before the game. In the Say Hey Kid's day, the NL ruled All-Star games but not anymore. The AL closed to 40-36-2 and improved to 5-0 since the All-Star winner received home-field advantage in the World Series.
Soriano, who joined Frank Robinson as the only player to hit All-Star homers with each league, connected off Seattle closer J.J. Putz, who then walked J.J. Hardy. Rodriguez relieved and walked Lee on a full count. A walk to Orlando Hudson loaded the bases before Rowand's fly ended it.
Suzuki, on the verge of a large contract extension from the Mariners, had been 3-for-15 in All-Star play coming in. He recorded three hits, was the game's MVP and will be remembered for his strange shot, unfamiliar even to ballpark regulars such as Bonds.
Fans had waited in kayaks out in McCovey Cove beyond right field in vain for some shots into the water -- no souvenirs found their way into the chilly bay.
Bonds, the center of attention in the days before the game, had a quiet night. He flied to right field in the first, hit an opposite-field shot to the warning track in left in the third, and then left the game at the top of the fourth.
He received a huge ovation after he came out on the red carpet during the pregame introductions and bowed three times to his adoring hometown fans. Hitting in the No. 2 spot -- his last regular-season appearance in that slot was 20 years ago -- he even faked a bunt on the first pitch of his second at-bat.
His chase for Hank Aaron's home run record resumes later this week, and the scrutiny will return. But for a night, the swirl of steroids speculation lifted along with the San Francisco fog.
Griffey drove in two runs for the NL with a first-inning single and a sixth-inning sacrifice fly.
Boston's Josh Beckett picked up the win, and San Diego's Chris Young -- who gave up Suzuki's homer -- was the loser.
Young entered to start the fifth and walked his first batter, Brian Roberts. One out later, Suzuki reached down and golfed a ball to right-center field. It hit off an All-Star ad in an area known as the arcade and instead of bouncing straight back, it kicked toward right field.
Young and the Padres should be embarrassed. The pitcher whined excessively about not being selected to the all-star squad, but was subsequently chosen by fans online. Then, he gives up a walk and a homer and essentially loses the game for the NL. Maybe La Russa knew what he was doing when he left Young off the team.
Before a ballpark record crowd of 43,965 on an overcast evening, Mays was honored for being perhaps the greatest five-tool player in the sport's history. After the All-Stars were introduced, he walked in from center field, flanked by Bonds and Derek Jeter, between two rows of the assembled players. The tribute was similar -- but less emotional -- than 1999's ceremony honoring Ted Williams at Boston's Fenway Park.
Griffey was the early star. He put the NL ahead with an RBI single in the first off Dan Haren, then threw out Alex Rodriguez trying to score from second in the fourth on Ivan Rodriguez's single.
Crawford homered with two outs in the sixth against Francisco Cordero to make it 3-1. The ball went a little to the center-field side of Suzuki's shot, about 20 feet from the sign that totals Bonds' homers, currently 751. A fan appeared to reach over the brick wall, about 19 feet high, and gather up the ball.

Monday, July 09, 2007

Katie Couric: This Anchor is Sinking

CBS executives are adamantly denying it, but there's a growing sentiment within the network that anchor woman Katie Couric is a very expensive, highly unfortunate and extremely embarrassing mistake. People just aren’t tuning in and Couric’s future on the network looks bleak.
Couric was a perfect fit for the Today Show on NBC. She was fun and perky, something folks covet early in the morning before they’ve had their coffee. She was really adept at talking to chefs doing recipes for gourmet macaroni and cheese or the guy who grew the biggest pumpkin each October. Her interviews with 13-year-old spelling bee champs and the latest Miss Universe were some of the best thing on morning television. But, when it comes to hard news, for some reason viewers don’t take Katie seriously.
The current situation has become so tenuous that Couric - the first woman to anchor a network nightly newscast by herself – could very likely flee from the CBS Evening News to assume another role at the network, probably after the 2008 presidential elections, CBS sources say.
Despite Couric’s A-list celebrity, her $15 million salary, and an enormous amount of promotion, the former star of NBC's Today has failed to improve the #3 Nielsen rating that the CBS Evening News had when she started nearly 11 months ago.
In a bottom-line business like television, that's a mortal sin. Already-low morale in the news division is dropping precipitously, according to a veteran correspondent at the network.
"It's a disaster. Everybody knows it's not working. CBS may not cut her loose, but I guarantee you, somebody's thinking about it. We're all hunkered down, waiting for the other shoe to drop."
Couric and CBS were a bad fit from the start.
"From the moment she walked in here, she held herself above everybody else," says a CBS staffer. "We had to live up to her standards. . . . CBS has never dealt in this realm of celebrity before."
Media experts predict Couric's ratings won't improve anytime soon, given that news viewers tend to be older and averse to change.
Couric, 50, draws fewer viewers than did avuncular "interim" anchor Bob Schieffer, 20 years her senior. Much of the feature-oriented format she debuted with is gone, as is her first executive producer, Rome Hartman.
"The broadcast is an abject failure, by any measure," says Rich Hanley, director of graduate programs at the School of Communications at Quinnipiac University.
"They gambled that viewers wanted a softer, less-dramatic presentation of the news, and they lost. It's not fair to blame Couric for everything, but she's certainly the centerpiece and deserves a fair share."
CBS Evening News this season averages 7.319 million total viewers, down 5 percent from the same period a year ago, according to Nielsen Media Research.
Couric's viewership has dropped nearly 30 percent since her Sept. 5 premiere week, when she averaged an inflated 10.2 million viewers and led CBS News to its first Nielsen win since June 2001.
In separate interviews, CBS News president Sean McManus and Evening News executive producer Rick Kaplan vehemently deny that Couric's future as anchor of the broadcast is in peril.
Couric "is the current anchor and the anchor of the future," McManus says. "Everyone at the network, from my boss [CBS Corp. president and chief executive Leslie Moonves] on down, is 100 percent behind her."
Others say CBS is in denial. "It's over. The only one who doesn't know it is CBS," says an executive at a rival network.
To bolster its argument, CBS points to Couric's attracting 6 percent more 18-to-49-year-old women than a year ago, while ABC and NBC are down sharply in those categories.
NBC Nightly News, with Brian Williams, is No. 1 this season with an average of 9.004 million total viewers (down 6 percent). Charlie Gibson's ABC World News has 8.739 million (up 2 percent).
Some predicted that Couric was destined to fail in her new position.
For starters, the 6:30 p.m. news and Today call for totally different skill sets. And those sets are not easily transferable.
Couric's effervescent personality and expertise with live interviews and ad-libs were perfect for morning TV, particularly over a leisurely two hours.
On a 30-minute evening newscast, however, what's required is the ability to read the TelePrompTer and not display too much emotion.
"I guess the evening news isn't ready for the morning news," quips Robert Lichter, president of Washington's Center for Media and Public Affairs.
Or, in the words of an NBC producer, "it's like asking a centerfielder to pitch. It's the same game, but requires totally different skills."

Sunday, July 08, 2007

Oakland High School Under Fire for Cheating


University Preparatory Charter High School in East Oakland touts itself as a high-end academy where students attract recruiters from the country’s best universities.
Pictures of young scholars in caps and gowns can be seen on its Web site above the names of colleges that accepted them, like Dartmouth, Yale, Stanford and San Jose State.
But that wonderful image is a false one, because now it’s been revealed that somebody at this inner-city public school is cheating big-time.
The state Department of Education has just concluded for the second year in a row that one or more adults interfered with state-required testing at the school. This spring, state investigators seized copies of 2005 tests being illegally used to prepare students for the 2007 exams.
This is a travesty. These teachers are not doing this for the good of the students. They’re doing it for themselves and the institution, so that they can continue to spew false statistics about the success of the school and get much-needed revenue. In fact, they are hurting these kids. The place should be closed down or at the very least, lose its accreditation. But, that really isn’t a good solution either, because once again it would hurt the students, who are really the victims here.
I attended St. Michael’s Prep in Silverado, California in the late ‘70’s, a small Catholic high school with a total enrollment of 60 students. It was extremely tough academically and still is. The school has always prided itself on producing students who go on to big-name colleges and succeed in life. If they were ever caught doing something like this it would be the total demise of the institution.
Academic integrity is the most important thing a school has. Doing anything to undermine this integrity is unforgivable, in my opinion. It’s like a casino stacking the deck or a legal system with corrupt judges. It’s like having a president who hands out pardons to criminals like they’re cookies. How can University Preparatory Charter High School EVER be trusted again?
State rules require that test booklets be turned in at the conclusion of testing each year because many exam questions remain the same. At Uprep, someone photocopied the 2005 test books and kept them.
"That's a fairly significant security breach," said Deb Sigman, testing director for the state Department of Education. "California statute specifically prohibits any preparation that is specific to this test."
Last year, investigators found that someone changed hundreds of test answers from wrong to right before they were sent to the state.
In a rare move clamping down on a charter school's autonomy, the state is ordering the Oakland school district to take over Uprep's testing, Sigman said.
Now, eight former teachers assert in a 27-page report to state and local education officials that a culture of cheating exists at the school. And they say it's done at the top level.
The teachers claim:
-- Students' grades are frequently falsified.
-- Course titles don't always match the easier content tested.
-- Low-scoring students are barred from taking state-required exams in an attempt to keep them from lowering the school's scores.
-- Discipline is arbitrary and intimidating.
Just as stunning is the teachers' assertion of who is responsible for the alleged misconduct: the director, Isaac Haqq, Uprep's founder and most fervent cheerleader.
Haqq denies doing anything wrong.
"We're not trying to cheat," Haqq said. "We never have. It's easy to blame us."
He dismissed the teachers' report as the work of disgruntled former employees, some of whom he fired.
More than 470 students attend the school that Haqq, a former Pasadena city councilman, founded in 2001 inside the tattered Eastmont Mall on Bancroft Avenue in East Oakland. Haqq calls his school -- where classes are taught on an 11-month-long annual schedule -- "the front line of the civil rights movement" and sees it as an academic rescue mission for some of the Bay Area's most troubled teens.
In June, 100 Uprep seniors walked the graduation stage. The number of graduates was far lower than the 365 seniors the school claimed last fall. Even so, 40 of those graduates -- most from the low-income neighborhoods near the school -- are headed to college in the fall.
"It's kick-ass what I'm doing!" Haqq said.
But doubts are surfacing, and the Oakland Unified School District is investigating the teachers' allegations.
"We take this very seriously as the charter's authorizer," said Kirsten Vital, chief of community accountability for the Oakland schools, which has the power to close the autonomous public school but not to fire anyone.
Meanwhile, Uprep teachers aren't the only ones complaining. A counselor from Oakland's Skyline High claimed that some of Skyline's worst students suddenly became high-scoring scholars after they transferred to Uprep.
"It's appalling," said counselor Helen Wolfe-Visnick. "I don't know what they're doing over there."
She told of one Skyline senior who for years earned D's and F's. Last fall, he transferred to Uprep, where he not only earned A's and B's, but took 16 classes in a single semester -- including three English and three science classes.
He returned to Skyline this spring, and the D's and F's also returned, except for B's in two art classes. And he graduated, said Wolfe-Visnick, because she was obligated to count the suspicious Uprep grades.
"It's terrible!" she said. "It's so unethical. It's almost like we're just as guilty as Uprep is for accepting this."
Her experience bolsters one of the Uprep teachers' most serious allegations: that someone is falsifying grades.
In the report, former English teacher Kateri Dodds told of a sophomore who had "several of his failing grades changed to C's the first semester. He showed me his report card and told me the grades he should have gotten, according to his most recent progress reports: F's."
Dodds quit in May.
Kathleen Tarr, who also left in May when Haqq turned her government and economics course into an SAT prep class, wrote: "Isaac told me several times that he inflates students' grades if it means getting them into a good college." (Tarr has also filed a claim with the state Division of Labor Standards Enforcement to force Haqq to release her final paycheck of $500.)
"That's simply not true," Haqq said of pumping up grades. "The exact opposite happens here. I'll call up a school -- Pomona -- and say don't take this kid. He's not ready."
Yet reports of altered grades go back years at Uprep.
"I was aware that Isaac was willing to bend the rules if he thought it would help the students -- and I was aware that I didn't object to that or care," said Sang Pahk, who taught math at the school in 2002 and 2003 before leaving to further his education.
"He had an attitude, and I kind of shared it, of not so much caring about what the rules were, but that if there was something you could do to make the school more successful, you should," Pahk said.
"It wouldn't surprise me to hear that he was cheating. I do believe his heart was in the right place."
Asked if he had direct knowledge of anyone changing grades at Uprep, Pahk responded: "I'm trying really hard not to answer that."
The teachers who filed the report also said Haqq bullies and humiliates students and teachers alike, yelling at them and seizing control of classes in mid-lesson.
In the report, Dodds wrote that Haqq forced her to give a thumbs-up or -down on expelling a ninth-grade boy in front of his class when the kid was out of the room.
Science teacher Lance Olsen, who was fired this year, wrote that he saw Haqq order a freshman girl to stay alone in a darkened room. When Haqq returned and saw that she had turned on the light, "he said, 'You're in the dungeon. I don't want to waste my electricity on you,' " Olsen reported.
Chris Rozeville, still a math teacher at Uprep, said Haqq "physically manhandled" an 11th-grade boy he was reprimanding for proceeding too quickly on a test. "Isaac grabbed (the student) by his backpack he was wearing and tugged back on it, forcing (him) backwards. (The student) lost his cool and pushed Isaac back."
Haqq emphatically denies the accusations. He said he did not yank the 11th-grader. "He got up voluntarily and came out," said Haqq, adding, "I don't publicly humiliate anyone. My primary concern is protecting kids."
Nor did he leave a student in a darkened room, Haqq said. But he conceded that he may have asked a teacher to give a thumbs-up or -down on expelling the other student. "I'm not going to say I didn't do that," he said.
Teachers also have extensive complaints, from random firings to the withholding of paychecks.
"He was the worst employer I've ever had," said former English teacher Vanita Sharma, who was not among the teachers who signed the report. Sharma said she learned she'd been fired when her health coverage was canceled in spring 2006.
Of the 15 teachers whose photos and academic credentials are currently used to promote the school on its Web site, 10 have quit or been fired. Another dozen have also left or been forced out, and two former employees have taken Haqq to court.
One of those suing Haqq is Mike Schwartz, hired last year as Uprep's testing coordinator. In May, The Chronicle reported that in 2006, someone at Uprep erased wrong answers on hundreds of ninth-grade math and English tests and wrote in the right answers.
In interviews, Haqq blamed the fudged answers on Schwartz. Haqq said he wanted Uprep's school ranking on the state's Academic Performance Index to rise above 700 points for the first time. It had hovered in the mid- to high 600s on the 1,000-point scale. And though 800 is considered excellent, the 700 mark held appeal.
"I gave the guy a bonus opportunity of $500 for every point above 700," Haqq said. "It was a stupid thing to do. I see that now. There's only one person I know with the motivation (to cheat) -- someone who'd get $500 a point."
Haqq said Schwartz sent the box of students' answer sheets to the state after the deadline, and so had time to tackle the erasure job.
"How can you forget the most important box, O Great Testing Coordinator? No bonus for you!" Haqq said. "The guy changed the scores. I didn't see him do that. But circumstantial evidence is evidence."
Schwartz vigorously denied cheating. He acknowledged being 12 days late in sending the answer sheets, but said he mistakenly thought they should be sent with other testing materials due at the later date. He said he set everything out for pickup together -- including the box of answer sheets -- and was then shocked to see the same box outside of Haqq's office six weeks later.
"I think he did it," Schwartz said of the erased and corrected answers. "This fabric of lies and misrepresentations to try to pin it on me leaves me no doubt."
Schwartz is suing Haqq in Alameda Superior Court for breach of contract.
Haqq is also fending off a wrongful termination suit from Mary Kenefick, who ran Uprep's independent study program from 2002 to 2006.
Kenefick and other teachers accuse Haqq of ignoring the academic needs of all but the most promising students. They say he relies on the low-scorers to attract thousands of dollars per student in state tax money -- but bars many of them from taking state exams and potentially lowering the school's scores.
Sometimes this is done by suspending students just before testing, or telling some to take a few days off, several former teachers told The Chronicle. But mainly, they said, Haqq lumps hundreds of independent-study students into the 12th grade, where no testing is required.
"He told us directly to designate the kids as seniors," Kenefick said. "Did I know it was unethical? Sure. Did I understand the reasons why? Yes. He wanted the scores to come from kids who reflected the school's mission. The independent-study side was the cash cow."
Uprep received $6,473 for each student this year, about $3 million in public funds.
Records also show that Uprep has an unusually high number of seniors -- 300 of the school's 475 students are listed as being in 12th grade. That would suggest a similar number of 11th-graders last year, but there were only 125 juniors in 2006.
Haqq said he properly places the independent-study students in the 12th grade.
"A lot of these kids are 18, 19 years old," he said. "I'm not afraid to test anybody! Why would I be?"
Haqq fired another teacher, Bob Martel, after Martel alerted state officials in April that teachers had been given the illicit 2005 exams to use as practice tests.
"They didn't get it from me," Haqq said.
"Isaac totally was the one who gave them to us," Martel countered.
Martel also told the state that Haqq wanted him to administer the state's geometry test in his pre-calculus class, and the algebra 1 test in his algebra 2 class in an apparent attempt to raise scores.
Administering easier tests than the course requires is against state regulations. Other teachers reported a similar experience, and said they thought Haqq hoped to boost scores this way.
"He most definitely ordered us to give the wrong test," said math teacher Hanna Choat, who quit by mutual agreement with Haqq this spring. Before leaving, she compared students' 2006 testing records against their courses and said she found a consistent pattern of lower-level tests in higher-level classes.
Haqq shrugged. "I mean, you know, what's in a name?" he said. "I'm not purposefully asking for a lower-level test to increase my scores. You can put nuclear physics on a transcript and have a 400 on the SAT, and you ain't getting into Dartmouth. That's not gonna help my kids."
Some of those kids see the good -- the very good -- in Haqq.
"He will do absolutely anything, and I mean anything, to make sure we get into college," said graduate David Scorttino, who just completed his freshman year at Oberlin College in Ohio.
"I had a crazy family experience. Mom wasn't all too there. Mr. Isaac was willing to let me live in his house, rent free," said Scorttino, referring to Haqq by his school nickname.
Though Scorttino moved in with friends instead, he is grateful to Haqq. "He wants the best out of everybody, and expects the best. I'm pretty sure I got into Oberlin because of Uprep."
(Portions of this article were taken from http://www.sfgate.com/ and the SF Chronicle)