BrooWaha: The Demise of a Citizen Newspaper

More than two years ago, I began writing for a citizen newspaper called BrooWaha. I instantly took to the format and before I knew it, I was submitting more than 10-12 articles per week, using much of the content you'll find on this blog.

When I started, BrooWaha (or "Broo" as many of the contributors call it) was great. It was fun to post articles and interact with many of the colorful characters that write on Broo. I am now the most-published and most-viewed writer in the history of BrooWaha. I'd like to thank Ariel, the Founder of Broo, for giving me more exposure than I could ever get through Life On the Edge.

Well, for no apparent reason, BrooWaha has fallen off as of late. If the site isn't dead, it's at least very sick. In its heyday, there were a ton of very talented writers submitting great new artices each week. It was fun judging other people's work and vice versa.

But, the site lost a lot of its writers and with it, much of its readership, apparently. The comments are shrinking and the articles are few. And now, since last week, I haven't even been able to post an article, something I've done on the site 269 times.

I don't know what happened to BrooWaha. But, I sure will miss it.

Diamond Hoops Get the Props

I am looking for a nice gift to give my fiancee on her birthday next month. Many people are suggesting things to give her. One individual mentioned diamond hoop earrings. I like it. They're cool, hip, not too extravagant price-wise and I think Angelina would really like them. It's so hard to buy gifts for women--I mean, how long can you do the flowers-candy-jewelry thing? I don't have enough $$ to buy her what she REALLY wants--like a Lexus, a vacation in Italy, all kinds of expensive hand bags, etc. So, I guess diamond hoop earrings might just be the way to go. Buying the right gift is so important. Believe me fellas--if you blow it buying the wrong gift, you'll pay for it for many years to come!

I Love Vegas!

For those who know me, I don't gamble anymore. But, back in the day, I used to live in the casinos and maintained a high-roller status for quite some time. Ahhhh, those were the days--limos, suites, parties, parties and more parties; free food, free drinks, free fun from every corner of the City of Sin. But, alas--those wonderful days are over..for good. Now I don't drink, I don't gamble and I am getting married in just 7 weeks. Those wild times are definitely a thing of the past; which is a good thing, because if I had continued on with that crazy lifestyle, I would probably not be alive today. But, that doesn't mean that you, my readers, can't still have a blast when you go to Vegas. Check out the great Vegas vacations that are on the market right now. And think of me when you have the time of your life!

This is One Expensive Mutt!

My pit Shelly loves hundreds in her belly!

128 years old? Did Cruz Hernandez Have Life Insurance?

Cruz Hernandez died at 128 years old. One day, after eating a tamale, Hernandez drank some milk and went to sleep forever. Wow--128 years--that's a long time! I wonder if she had life insurance? I wonder if anyone told her about http://www.wholesaleinsurance.net/? If Cruz had gone through their Web site, she could have gotten a whole slew of different life insurance quotes that would have helped her track down the very best ones for her. Young, old, single or with a big family, everyone should have life insurance....because most of us won't live to be 128!

My 2009 MLB Picks

To see who I'm picking this year, go to my Web site at: http://thisgreatgame.com/opinion3-09.html

Looking Good In a Great Tux

There really is no other way to go. Even a hideous looking individual will look like Brad Pitt or George Clooney in a good tuxedo. A fine, understated tuxedo with all the proper accessories, is a sign that you're a classy man with a master plan. I am getting married in about 7 weeks, and I'm thinking about a tuxedo rather than just a suit, because they look so great and will add that certain air of style to the much-anticipated festivities. I'll be strutting my something and doing what I do best-looking too cool for school--in my well-appointed tuxedo. Move over Brad and George--here some Eddy in his new tuxedo!

WWW.BUY.COM Always Gets It Done!

I had to buy some stuff and I had had it with paying top dollar for low-quality fluff, so I decided to stop playing the clown and got on down to www.buy.com. They have a Sale on right now at www.buy.com that will blow your mind and turn you on! You know www.buy.com there the website that has Howie Mandel doing those absolutely hilarious commercials? www.buy.com just doesn't toot their horn and then leave you all alone; when it comes to giving great prices, they really throw you the bone! If you need electronics, clothing, household items and much more, you need to get to this website immediately. Go to the best and get top prices. www.buy.com can help you save cash during these recessionary times.

Why Is This Gorilla Upset?

Why is this gorilla mad? Well, it has to do with luggage. Remember those old TV commericals for American Tourister luggage where the gorilla tries to destroy the suitcase and can't do it. Now, that's sturdy luggage. That commercial was first aired in the '70s, and the luggage on the market today is much more advanced and better-built in every way. If you're looking for new luggage (which I am, in fact) you should really check out this website: http://www.luggagebase.com/. They have some of the best prices on all the big name brands. If you want 1.) quality 2.) price and 3.) delivery, the best place to go to is http://www.luggagebase.com/.

Punking Craigs List, The Sequel

A local newspaper ran another ad for San Franicsco beat reporters, offering a little more than minimum wage. Angry and insulted, I sent them this response:

"I am responding to the job you posted on Craigs List. I believe that I am an ideal fit for the position, because I'm a team player, a prime mover and the wind beneath your wings.
Hey, I admit I will never be Ernest Hemingway (I tried for a while, but I hated all the booze and the bullfighting, not to mention the uncomfortable beard), but I am pretty damn good!
I don't go out looking for stories. Stories come to me. Most of the time, I AM the story.
I could get you great stories just from my day-to-day activities, including:
1.) What are the hookers in the Tenderloin up to? What are they charging? What acts are they committing? Are they offering recession pricing?
2.) What are the bookies in the Sunset up to? What teams are people betting on? Have they had to break any legs lately in order to get paid?
3.) What are the rogue cops in North Beach up to? How many harmless drunks are they beating nearly to death every weekend? How many punks are they tazing, billy clubbing, etc.
4.) What is Gavin up to? Whose wife is he sleeping with currently? What hair gel is he using? Briefs or boxers?
5.) What's going on at the Zoo? Are the tigers still pissed? Is that one poor gorilla still eating his own vomit? Is that spider monkey who looks like Dianne Feinstein still peeing on visitors?This is the kind of stuff people in The City want to know. And I can get it!"