Loose Diamonds?

Women love 'em and guys hate 'em. I am not talking about Neil Diamond! I am referring to loose diamonds, an expensive yet very successful way of getting guys into back good with their ladies. So, listen up clowns. Make your lady a happy little gal by kicking in with some cash and pick up a couple of loose diamonds for her. Maybe throw in a Neil Diamond CD, because the females get all excited when they hear songs like Cracklin' Rose, etc. You're gonna get it done because you HAVE to get it done! An I won't even charge you for the advice!