Can we bring luggage to Heaven? Will there be a two-piece maximum and will they charge for additional bags? Will they search my bags? Will there by a Skycap there to carry my bags? Is it appropriate to tip the Skycap and what's the proper amount? What if I'm late? CAN you be late for Heaven? All these questions dart through my mind like annoying little fruit flies. I just bought some new Samsonite luggage with a lifetime warranty and I'm wondering if I can bring it with me to Heaven? Does the warranty apply in Heaven? Does God honor warranties? Because most humans sure don't! Maybe I'm being a little presumptuous even thinking about Heaven. I'm assuming a lot! Maybe I should go to Mass this morning..to work all this stuff out.
This blog is more than just a journal of my crazy, meaningless and confused existence in Northern California as a writer, a comedian and just a lover of all things even remotely pleasurable. No, it is much, much more than that, my little friends. In this blog, I will tell you most of my thoughts, some of my concerns, and several of my issues and dreams -- and anyone who is even slightly interested will hopefully be intrigued enough to read this -- this -- thing I call LIFE ON THE EDGE.
Sunday, August 02, 2009
Will There Be Luggage In Heaven?
Can we bring luggage to Heaven? Will there be a two-piece maximum and will they charge for additional bags? Will they search my bags? Will there by a Skycap there to carry my bags? Is it appropriate to tip the Skycap and what's the proper amount? What if I'm late? CAN you be late for Heaven? All these questions dart through my mind like annoying little fruit flies. I just bought some new Samsonite luggage with a lifetime warranty and I'm wondering if I can bring it with me to Heaven? Does the warranty apply in Heaven? Does God honor warranties? Because most humans sure don't! Maybe I'm being a little presumptuous even thinking about Heaven. I'm assuming a lot! Maybe I should go to Mass this morning..to work all this stuff out.