Why is this gorilla so sad? Because he tried to break a piece of Samsonite luggage and couldn't do it, that's why. When you think of luggage – good, well-made, sturdy and reliable luggage – the one name that immediately comes to mind has to be Samsonite luggage. No one on this planet makes a piece of luggage like Samsonite. They’re the one and only, the numero uno, the top of the list, because when you buy a suitcase from Samsonite, you know it’s going to last a long time. You never have to worry about those mad airport baggage handlers treating your bags like a red-headed stepchild if you have Samsonite. It will take the punishment every single time and then ask for more!
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Saturday, September 01, 2007
Samsonite Luggage Will Stand Up to the Gorilla Test Every Time
Why is this gorilla so sad? Because he tried to break a piece of Samsonite luggage and couldn't do it, that's why. When you think of luggage – good, well-made, sturdy and reliable luggage – the one name that immediately comes to mind has to be Samsonite luggage. No one on this planet makes a piece of luggage like Samsonite. They’re the one and only, the numero uno, the top of the list, because when you buy a suitcase from Samsonite, you know it’s going to last a long time. You never have to worry about those mad airport baggage handlers treating your bags like a red-headed stepchild if you have Samsonite. It will take the punishment every single time and then ask for more!
That poor go-rilla. He can't break the luggage so he's upset. I feel so bad for him
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